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Jumat, 08 April 2005

I Believe Him

Not

Kitten Cannon

This is very addictive.

How Normal Are You?

Well?

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

Prevents chafing.

Houston We Have A Problem



Whitney ain't looking too good.

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

We All Have Goals In Life

Meet Gum Wrapper Man.

Household Gadgetry Spans a Generational Divide

Geek or geezer?

There's a gallery of the latest gadgets here.

Litter louts shouted at in street

Pick it up.

The Four Billion Dollar Man

He opened an account with $171, then paid in cheques for $4 billion, $2 million and $250,000.

And the bank got suspicious.

Kamis, 07 April 2005

The Flying Squad

Not exactly robocop

Preparing for the end of the internet

What you need to know.

The Robo Urinal

And other strange robots.

The random word generator

Just that.

Silly Tasting Notes Generator

Generates irrational and strange wine-tasting notes. Use normal or extra-silly mode.

Build your own Gas Mask from computer parts

Just in case you needed to know.

Oh my god! There's an axe in my head!

Now available in 112 languages.

Chocolate Deities

Chocolate Gods and Goddesses.

Food Sculpture

Sculptures, some lifesize, made from butter and chocolate.

The lie that keeps getting bigger

Look at the date it was published.

14 year old girl was seven times over the limit

That's quite a lot.

Scent-sational viewing

Smellyvision.

Japan's virgin wives turn to sex volunteers

Sexless marriages in Japan.

Rabu, 06 April 2005

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Tsunami dog

Chav Mum

Yours for twenty fags and a big bottle of Lambrini.

How Not to Act in a Job Interview

Here are some great examples of strange behaviour during job interviews.

Etiquette Hell

The internet's largest repository of bad etiquette.

Face Analyser

Have your face analysed.

They seem to be very picky about what is an acceptable picture.

Scan Skin

Send in a sample of your skin.

Don't all rush at once.

Are those beauty products really good for you?

Is your shampoo killing you? This site doesn't pull any punches.

Cryonics at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation

Brrrrr.

Wrapped around your finger

Designing rings with bioengineered bone tissue.

They'd go nicely with your Life Gem.

Mini 'light sabres' may battle gum disease

They'll only kill the "bad" bacteria.

Dead man not found for six years

Six years!

Selasa, 05 April 2005

High Roller?

Hahahahaha

Learn How To Build Your Own Cloudbuster

Disperse chemtrails and improve the weather.

Is This The Way To Amarillo?

If you live in the UK, it's more than likely you've seen this numerous times. If not, it really is worth a look as comic Peter Kay mimes to Tony Christie's Is This The Way To Amarillo.

If you have trouble with the page loading because of all the adverts, you can access the file directly here.

The Karaoke Muzzle

Great idea.

The Nonsense Machine

Pointless and wacky sound clips.

Dealing With Scammers

How a UK online car parts dealer winds up the Nigerian scammers.

The Worst TV Dinner Ever?

It looks lovely.

Letters of Complaint

Championing the rights of the consumer.

American Shop Slogans

Here.

Archaeologist finds 'oldest porn statue'

In Germany.

Senin, 04 April 2005

The Old Jokes Are The Best

Arf

Tempting Julie

Can you make Julie give in to temptation?

She seems to be partial to "coffee", "donuts" and "sausages".

Love Tattoo

What tattoo would you choose?

Yagoohoogle

Cross between Yahoo! and Google. Gives both sets of results.

Finding what you need with the best search engines

A useful list of how to find what where.

Statue Molesters

Pictures of people molesting statues.

Contains statues being molested.

The National Beard Registry

Here.

Derren Brown - Video Clips

A selection of clips from mindreader Derren Brown.

TV Theme Tunes

An enormous amount.

TV Comedy Resources

Just what it says.

The Framley Examiner

Spoof newspaper.

Teachers forced to change colours after parents say marking mistakes in red is too 'stressful'

Red is now on the blacklist.

Minggu, 03 April 2005

How The Hell Did He Get His Head In There?

Eejit

Doogle

The Feckin' Search Engine of Ireland.

The Gist of It

Quotations for people who can laugh at the fact that nothing's really funny.

Spoonerisms

Slips of the tongue.

Digital Trumpet

It looks more like a machine gun.

Rubber Band Gatling Gun

This looks like fun.

Life Style Without Food

Breatharians.

Wayne Kerr Electronics

And I suppose his business parner is Hugh Jarse.

The New Brazilian Wax?

Sphincter bleaching.

BBC Request Interview With Bob Marley

24 years after he died.

Sabtu, 02 April 2005

I Don't Fancy His Chances That Much

Hahaha

Memory And Brain Speed Test

From My Brain Trainer.

Word News

A website that takes words in the news and enlarges them in proportion to the number of times they're mentioned in current news stories.

If This Doesn't Make You Stop Smoking

Have a look at these cigarette packaging warnings.

With This Ring ...

These people are bonkers.

To celebrate their wedding, they cut off the ends of their wedding ring fingers.

Contains some unpleasant pictures.

How To Argue

Exactly.

Words And Phrases That Aren't What They Seem

They sound bad, but they aren't.

Popular Fallacies

The origins of phrases and sayings.

MSN Search Spoof

Create funny search results.

Sex Festival Closed Due To Lack Of Interest

They blame it on recalcitrant northern English men.

Sulking Men Make Women Spend Money Faster

I wondered what it was.

Jumat, 01 April 2005

Wash Away Your Sins

Handy little towelette

Can you spot the April fools' gags?

From The Grauniad.

Treadmill Mishap

You shouldn't laugh.

Google Gulp

I almost fell for it.

The Top 10 Worst April Fool's Day Hoaxes Ever

Here.

Top 100 Best Dumping Lines

Ouch.

Big Hoaxes

There's a lot here.

Love Letters

Click on each square for a different letter.

Do You Think He Has A Problem?

He's been arrested every year since 1992.

A bit late, but ...

Howdy

With thanks to Private Eye.

Pet Larry

He's a llama.

Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age

Here.

Popcorn Fork

It's from Belgium.

Viagra May Cause Blindness

I thought it was something else.