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Jumat, 08 April 2005

I Believe Him

Not

Kitten Cannon

This is very addictive.

How Normal Are You?

Well?

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

Prevents chafing.

Houston We Have A Problem



Whitney ain't looking too good.

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

We All Have Goals In Life

Meet Gum Wrapper Man.

Household Gadgetry Spans a Generational Divide

Geek or geezer?

There's a gallery of the latest gadgets here.

Litter louts shouted at in street

Pick it up.

The Four Billion Dollar Man

He opened an account with $171, then paid in cheques for $4 billion, $2 million and $250,000.

And the bank got suspicious.

Kamis, 07 April 2005

The Flying Squad

Not exactly robocop

Preparing for the end of the internet

What you need to know.

The Robo Urinal

And other strange robots.

The random word generator

Just that.

Silly Tasting Notes Generator

Generates irrational and strange wine-tasting notes. Use normal or extra-silly mode.

Build your own Gas Mask from computer parts

Just in case you needed to know.

Oh my god! There's an axe in my head!

Now available in 112 languages.

Chocolate Deities

Chocolate Gods and Goddesses.

Food Sculpture

Sculptures, some lifesize, made from butter and chocolate.

The lie that keeps getting bigger

Look at the date it was published.

14 year old girl was seven times over the limit

That's quite a lot.

Scent-sational viewing

Smellyvision.

Japan's virgin wives turn to sex volunteers

Sexless marriages in Japan.

Rabu, 06 April 2005

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Tsunami dog

Chav Mum

Yours for twenty fags and a big bottle of Lambrini.

How Not to Act in a Job Interview

Here are some great examples of strange behaviour during job interviews.

Etiquette Hell

The internet's largest repository of bad etiquette.

Face Analyser

Have your face analysed.

They seem to be very picky about what is an acceptable picture.

Scan Skin

Send in a sample of your skin.

Don't all rush at once.

Are those beauty products really good for you?

Is your shampoo killing you? This site doesn't pull any punches.

Cryonics at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation

Brrrrr.

Wrapped around your finger

Designing rings with bioengineered bone tissue.

They'd go nicely with your Life Gem.

Mini 'light sabres' may battle gum disease

They'll only kill the "bad" bacteria.

Dead man not found for six years

Six years!

Selasa, 05 April 2005

High Roller?

Hahahahaha

Learn How To Build Your Own Cloudbuster

Disperse chemtrails and improve the weather.

Is This The Way To Amarillo?

If you live in the UK, it's more than likely you've seen this numerous times. If not, it really is worth a look as comic Peter Kay mimes to Tony Christie's Is This The Way To Amarillo.

If you have trouble with the page loading because of all the adverts, you can access the file directly here.

The Karaoke Muzzle

Great idea.

The Nonsense Machine

Pointless and wacky sound clips.

Dealing With Scammers

How a UK online car parts dealer winds up the Nigerian scammers.

The Worst TV Dinner Ever?

It looks lovely.

Letters of Complaint

Championing the rights of the consumer.

American Shop Slogans

Here.

Archaeologist finds 'oldest porn statue'

In Germany.

Senin, 04 April 2005

The Old Jokes Are The Best

Arf

Tempting Julie

Can you make Julie give in to temptation?

She seems to be partial to "coffee", "donuts" and "sausages".

Love Tattoo

What tattoo would you choose?

Yagoohoogle

Cross between Yahoo! and Google. Gives both sets of results.

Finding what you need with the best search engines

A useful list of how to find what where.

Statue Molesters

Pictures of people molesting statues.

Contains statues being molested.

The National Beard Registry

Here.

Derren Brown - Video Clips

A selection of clips from mindreader Derren Brown.

TV Theme Tunes

An enormous amount.

TV Comedy Resources

Just what it says.

The Framley Examiner

Spoof newspaper.

Teachers forced to change colours after parents say marking mistakes in red is too 'stressful'

Red is now on the blacklist.

Minggu, 03 April 2005

How The Hell Did He Get His Head In There?

Eejit

Doogle

The Feckin' Search Engine of Ireland.

The Gist of It

Quotations for people who can laugh at the fact that nothing's really funny.

Spoonerisms

Slips of the tongue.

Digital Trumpet

It looks more like a machine gun.

Rubber Band Gatling Gun

This looks like fun.

Life Style Without Food

Breatharians.

Wayne Kerr Electronics

And I suppose his business parner is Hugh Jarse.

The New Brazilian Wax?

Sphincter bleaching.

BBC Request Interview With Bob Marley

24 years after he died.

Sabtu, 02 April 2005

I Don't Fancy His Chances That Much

Hahaha

Memory And Brain Speed Test

From My Brain Trainer.

Word News

A website that takes words in the news and enlarges them in proportion to the number of times they're mentioned in current news stories.

If This Doesn't Make You Stop Smoking

Have a look at these cigarette packaging warnings.

With This Ring ...

These people are bonkers.

To celebrate their wedding, they cut off the ends of their wedding ring fingers.

Contains some unpleasant pictures.

How To Argue

Exactly.

Words And Phrases That Aren't What They Seem

They sound bad, but they aren't.

Popular Fallacies

The origins of phrases and sayings.

MSN Search Spoof

Create funny search results.

Sex Festival Closed Due To Lack Of Interest

They blame it on recalcitrant northern English men.

Sulking Men Make Women Spend Money Faster

I wondered what it was.

Jumat, 01 April 2005

Wash Away Your Sins

Handy little towelette

Can you spot the April fools' gags?

From The Grauniad.

Treadmill Mishap

You shouldn't laugh.

Google Gulp

I almost fell for it.

The Top 10 Worst April Fool's Day Hoaxes Ever

Here.

Top 100 Best Dumping Lines

Ouch.

Big Hoaxes

There's a lot here.

Love Letters

Click on each square for a different letter.

Do You Think He Has A Problem?

He's been arrested every year since 1992.

A bit late, but ...

Howdy

With thanks to Private Eye.

Pet Larry

He's a llama.

Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age

Here.

Popcorn Fork

It's from Belgium.

Viagra May Cause Blindness

I thought it was something else.

Kamis, 31 Maret 2005

Charlotte Church - That Picture?

I don't know if this is real or not.

Any opinions?

Contains nudity.

The New Scientist?

He looks like an expert

Draw A Pig

Draw a pig with your mouse and get a less than detailed appraisal of your personality.

Afterlife Telegrams

For only $5 a word, you can have telegrams delivered to people who have passed away.

Unfortunate Name

He's a Brazilian Professor.

Automated Detection Of Pornographic Images

I believe there's an easier method.

A Condensed History of Everything

And some.

Teen Arrested, Margarine Ruined

I can't believe it's not butter.

It would be better if it was true.

Selasa, 29 Maret 2005

Six On A Bike

Wahey

Extracts from the Australian Etiquette Handbook

Here.

This Day That Year

Find out what happened.

Freaks of Nature

Strange animals.

The Twilight Bone

Psychic Pets.

Double Decker Pet Stroller

Why?

Toilets rise to the occasion

They'll probably still miss.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke

Poor old Bernie Ecclestone. Someone nicked his wheels.

Senin, 28 Maret 2005

When Logos Go Wrong



The Arlington Pediatric Center.

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Fashion For Twats

Here.

The (Almost Annual) Worldwide Gurning Contest

It's all about facial dexterity.

The Bra Ball

But is it art?

Pencil Sharpener Club

Gemma is a female postman in Holland. She also likes her pencil sharpeners.

The Woman In Your Inbox

She seems to get about.

Surveillance Chips In Product Packaging?

It seems Gillette have been doing it for a couple of years.

Elephants Do Impressions

You can hear one doing an impression of a truck here.

Pole Dancing: the New Fad for Britons

The modern way to get fit.

There's a handy cut out and keep guide here.

Sabtu, 26 Maret 2005

This Is Not An Advertisement

Tosser

Scotland's Secret Bunker

They sell afternoon tea.

Extreme Accounting

Guaranteed 84.5% free of made-up facts and figures.

The Electric Unicycle

And it's self-balancing.

Typing On A Japanese Typewriter

This looks complicated.

Pose With Your Toaster

Self explanatory.

Student Arrested For Clogging Up Government Toilet

He said he had a delicate intestinal condition.

Classical Music Sees Off Rowdy Teens

I quite like a good Gregorian chant.

Jumat, 25 Maret 2005

Priorities

Watch much TV?

Bosum Buddies

Costume accessories for the cleavage.

Instant Spells

From Madame Fared.

Joke-e-oke

Like karaoke with jokes.

Crazy Kent

He likes having his picture taken in bins.

Flying Thingz

Scare your neighbours.

How to really confuse your party guests

This must've taken some setting up.

The Ultimate Bacon Sandwich?

Just the 22 slices of bacon. Albeit low in salt.

Prankster Smuggles Art Into Top Museums

Story here, pictures here, or have a look at Banksy's website.

Boozer told 'stay drunk'

Unfortunately for him, it was a typing error.

Kamis, 24 Maret 2005

Learn To Read



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Pianographique

Pianographique is a multimedia instrument, each letter on the keyboard sets off a sound and an animation.

Great audio/visual timewaster.

Optical Illusions

Over 1400 of them.

Healthy Smoking

See below.

Self-Lighting Cigarette

Smoking kills.

Cryo-Pet

Life? Prolonged?

Gourmet Salts

Surely salt is salt.

The 'Wales' and the 'Belgium' as Units of Measurement

I'd assume this was a spoof if it wasn't on the BBC.

Rabu, 23 Maret 2005

I Wonder What He Did?

He look pleased about it

Are You Going To Hell?

Answer 50 yes-or-no questions and find out if you're going to hell or not.

The Twelve Principles

Designed to lead you directly to any lost object.

Golden Peabutter

For people with nut allergies.

Pet Pillows

From Jeanette's Taxidermy.

Weirdomusic

More weird music, more mp3 downloads.

WM Recordings

Weird music, with lots of mp3s available.

Bizzaro Annoyer

And it is.

Pupils make more progress without the aid of computers

Statistics prove.

Senin, 21 Maret 2005

Any Problems, Call Todd



Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Don't Let Them Get

Your cursor.

The Leprechaun Watch

Look for leprechauns on the leprecam.

Speed Cameras - The Truth

Or something like that.

British Steam Car Challenge

Not your average traction engine.

Shop Horror

UK shop fronts.

Tsunami Revealed Lost Indian City

Fascinating.

Minister in Dr Who villain mix-up

You can see why they were mistaken.

Minggu, 20 Maret 2005

Recycling Backlash

Looking for a Guru?

Over 1300 to choose from here.

Doolin Guitars

Cross between a guitar and a harp.

Brainboost

A search engine that answers questions, as opposed to directing you to pages that simply mention the questions.

Web Of Letters

Type in anything and it will make the words with pictures.

Light Sleeper

A silent personalised alarm integrated into your bedding.

How does a coin-op pool table know to return the cue ball?

Just in case you ever wondered.

Brother kills twin over hamburger

With relish?

Jumat, 18 Maret 2005

Don't

Just don't

Australian Beer

Gnats.

The Aussie Haka

The Australian version of the famous Kiwi Haka.

Opens with windows media player.

Nipple Fruit

Poisonous if ingested.

Looking For A Private Island?

Try here.

Couple Sells Candles That Smell Like Jesus

Product flying off the shelves.

Fake Viagra Warning

Two days.

Four babies and a criminal trial

Charged with looting and causing criminal damage.

Mystery shoe saga stumps couple

Why?

Rabu, 16 Maret 2005

Sugary Carbonated Drink

Shh

Rent A German

You never know when you'll need one.

Mail Order Husbands

For when speed dating is too slow.

Unusual ebay picture

This guy took a photo of some furniture he is selling.



Have a look in the mirror.

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Sped Tpying test

Take the test.

Withnail and I - The Script

Here hare here.

Biorhythm Chart

Here.

The Horse Whisperer is called in to tame children

That'll learn 'em.

Jumat, 11 Maret 2005

Miss Phuket

Not sure what year, mind

The Ultracane

A new cane for the blind or partially sighted, using bat technology.

Factbites

Cross between a search engine and an encyclopedia.

More Curved Yellow Fruit

How today's Sun reports on yesterday's Jacko behaviour.



Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

It's Curved Yellow Fruit Man



Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Top Corporate Hate Web Sites

Here.

Dogblog

A blog about dogs tied to things.

Dog subpoenaed as witness in murder case

Because the defendant sent the dog a letter from his cell.

There's a picture of the dog here.

Rabu, 09 Maret 2005

This Is Your Captain Speaking



Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Homosexual Necrophiliac Ducks?

That's what it says.

Geek Of The Day

Here.

R U Pissed?

Online breathalyzer

Crumb Test Dummies

Dummy

Dangerous job.

Disappearing Acts

People who have vanished without trace.

Automatic Washer

For people who love their laundry appliances.

Brazilian believed to be world’s oldest woman

Her birth certificate shows that she was born Feb 28 1880.

Bono may head World Bank

I can think of worse candidates.

Senin, 07 Maret 2005

Can You Hear Me Now?

I'm on the mobile

Building Site Mishap

And you think you're having a crap day.

Opens with windows media player.

International Cuisine Etiquette

How well would you blend in with the locals?

What's Special About This Number?

Blimey.

Blink O Rama

A blog with pictures of celebrities blinking.

Scroll Down To The Bottom Of This Photo



Click on the thumbnail for a big picture.

Contains nudity.

The Dear Hunters Friend

What the hell do they do with it?

Dab it behind their ears?

Cow Urine Medicines Touted As a Cure All

Lotions, potions and pills.

Minggu, 06 Maret 2005

Be prepared

You can't be too careful

The Commonly Confused Words Test

The clue is in the title.

Twinoo Brain Hemisphere test

Duh!

Egg with a tail

An egg in China has been found with a tail.

Egg

The egg, found by chef Wang of at his restaurant in Anyang city, Henan province, is normal size, but has a tail that is 3 cm long.

It is not known why the egg has the tail reports Dahe Daily.

Wang says he wants to hatch the egg and see what will come out.

Message in a Bottle

Send them a message and they will put it in a bottle and drop it in the sea for you.

Come Clean

Watch your own, or other peoples confessions, being washed away.

Chris Evans Is A Flasher

Why doesn't this surprise me?