woach: Maret 2005

Kamis, 31 Maret 2005

Charlotte Church - That Picture?

I don't know if this is real or not.

Any opinions?

Contains nudity.

Draw A Pig

Draw a pig with your mouse and get a less than detailed appraisal of your personality.

Afterlife Telegrams

For only $5 a word, you can have telegrams delivered to people who have passed away.

Automated Detection Of Pornographic Images

I believe there's an easier method.

A Condensed History of Everything

And some.

Teen Arrested, Margarine Ruined

I can't believe it's not butter.

It would be better if it was true.

Rabu, 30 Maret 2005

Music And Movement

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Thong Man

I posted his picture here a while back. It turns out he has a whole website.

Cadbury Trademark The Colour Purple

In Australia.

PDF Document.

Dorset Police Try Out New Vehicle

The QPod.

Britain's Only Bullfighter To Retire

I don't think anybody knew there was an English bullfighter, let alone know his name. Anyway, have a good retirement Frank Evans.

Selasa, 29 Maret 2005

Extracts from the Australian Etiquette Handbook

Here.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke

Poor old Bernie Ecclestone. Someone nicked his wheels.

Senin, 28 Maret 2005

When Logos Go Wrong

The Arlington Pediatric Center.

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The (Almost Annual) Worldwide Gurning Contest

It's all about facial dexterity.

Pencil Sharpener Club

Gemma is a female postman in Holland. She also likes her pencil sharpeners.

Surveillance Chips In Product Packaging?

It seems Gillette have been doing it for a couple of years.

Elephants Do Impressions

You can hear one doing an impression of a truck here.

Pole Dancing: the New Fad for Britons

The modern way to get fit.

There's a handy cut out and keep guide here.

Minggu, 27 Maret 2005

Happy Easter

Here's the hip hop bunny
and Scotty the blue bunny.

Sabtu, 26 Maret 2005

Extreme Accounting

Guaranteed 84.5% free of made-up facts and figures.

Typing On A Japanese Typewriter

This looks complicated.

Student Arrested For Clogging Up Government Toilet

He said he had a delicate intestinal condition.

Classical Music Sees Off Rowdy Teens

I quite like a good Gregorian chant.

Jumat, 25 Maret 2005

Crazy Kent

He likes having his picture taken in bins.

How to really confuse your party guests

This must've taken some setting up.

The Ultimate Bacon Sandwich?

Just the 22 slices of bacon. Albeit low in salt.

Prankster Smuggles Art Into Top Museums

Story here, pictures here, or have a look at Banksy's website.

Boozer told 'stay drunk'

Unfortunately for him, it was a typing error.

Kamis, 24 Maret 2005

Learn To Read

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Pianographique

Pianographique is a multimedia instrument, each letter on the keyboard sets off a sound and an animation.

Great audio/visual timewaster.

The 'Wales' and the 'Belgium' as Units of Measurement

I'd assume this was a spoof if it wasn't on the BBC.

Rabu, 23 Maret 2005

Are You Going To Hell?

Answer 50 yes-or-no questions and find out if you're going to hell or not.

The Twelve Principles

Designed to lead you directly to any lost object.

WM Recordings

Weird music, with lots of mp3s available.

Pupils make more progress without the aid of computers

Statistics prove.

Selasa, 22 Maret 2005

Hatebeak

A death metal band with a parrot for a singer.

Save Toby Sucks

A guy in a rabbit costume threatens a backlash.

Senin, 21 Maret 2005

Any Problems, Call Todd

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Tsunami Revealed Lost Indian City

Fascinating.

Minister in Dr Who villain mix-up

You can see why they were mistaken.

Minggu, 20 Maret 2005

Brainboost

A search engine that answers questions, as opposed to directing you to pages that simply mention the questions.

Web Of Letters

Type in anything and it will make the words with pictures.

Light Sleeper

A silent personalised alarm integrated into your bedding.

How does a coin-op pool table know to return the cue ball?

Just in case you ever wondered.

Brother kills twin over hamburger

With relish?

Sabtu, 19 Maret 2005

DigiBless

Have your computer and files blessed with the DigiBless Holy Server.

Pubfight

This aim of this site is to help answer the age old question being asked in pubs everywhere ... "Who would win a fight between...?".

In The Name Of Education

Teacher drops his trousers in front of 300 students.

Woman Paid Invisible Mermaids Airfare

Well they were invisible.

Jumat, 18 Maret 2005

The Aussie Haka

The Australian version of the famous Kiwi Haka.

Opens with windows media player.

Kamis, 17 Maret 2005

What's That Song?

Type in the name of the band or artist you like and see how well you know their songs.

There are a lot of artists available.

Rex The Talking Medication Bottle

Here Rex.

Clocky

An alarm clock that hides, so you have to get out of bed to turn it off.

Rabu, 16 Maret 2005

Unusual ebay picture

This guy took a photo of some furniture he is selling.

Have a look in the mirror.

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The Horse Whisperer is called in to tame children

That'll learn 'em.

Selasa, 15 Maret 2005

Why Bicycle Shorts Are Black

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How To Ruin Your Microwave With A Grape

Potentially.

Lark News

I think Dave Allen would've approved of this.

18-inch dog swallows 16-inch stick

Fetch.

Man with two penises loses wife

Ho hum.

Senin, 14 Maret 2005

McVities Jaffa Muffins Overpackaging Fiasco

With thanks to Mr Ikasu.

Edit: Or enter via the front door and find out what's happened since the piece was posted.

How The Japanese Test Zoo Security

By chasing a man in a lion costume.

Minggu, 13 Maret 2005

Get Off My Beer

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Save Toby Follow Up

I posted about Save Toby a while back.

Now there's Kill Toby.

Where will it all end?

Don't Do Drugs Kids

Or you could end up dancing like this.

Meet Susan

She's 65 and it looks like she had a bloody good time.

Russian man lives normal life with a still heart

What?

Sabtu, 12 Maret 2005

Every Little Helps

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World Beard and Moustache Championships

There are some hirsute gentlemen here.

RIP Dave Allen

Comic genius.

Whatever God you support, may he go with you.

Jumat, 11 Maret 2005

The Ultracane

A new cane for the blind or partially sighted, using bat technology.

Factbites

Cross between a search engine and an encyclopedia.

More Curved Yellow Fruit

How today's Sun reports on yesterday's Jacko behaviour.

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It's Curved Yellow Fruit Man

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Dog subpoenaed as witness in murder case

Because the defendant sent the dog a letter from his cell.

There's a picture of the dog here.

Kamis, 10 Maret 2005

Make Your Own Ice Cream In 30 Seconds

Using liquid nitrogen.

What Are The Chances Of This Happening?

And then not noticing.

Bouncy castles stolen, owner deflated

I just liked the headline.

Rabu, 09 Maret 2005

This Is Your Captain Speaking

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Homosexual Necrophiliac Ducks?

That's what it says.

Automatic Washer

For people who love their laundry appliances.

Brazilian believed to be world’s oldest woman

Her birth certificate shows that she was born Feb 28 1880.

Selasa, 08 Maret 2005

Britons diagnosed with MAIDS

Mobile And Internet Dependancy Syndrome.

PDF document.

Uncyclopedia

An encyclopedia of politically incorrect non-information.

It's Not Golf

A picture used by the BBC yesterday. It's gone now.

Shredding Demonstrations

An array of objects going through an industrial shredding machine.

Police raid over home alone hamster

He left the radio on so it wouldn't feel lonely.

Senin, 07 Maret 2005

Building Site Mishap

And you think you're having a crap day.

Opens with windows media player.

International Cuisine Etiquette

How well would you blend in with the locals?

What's Special About This Number?

Blimey.

Blink O Rama

A blog with pictures of celebrities blinking.

Scroll Down To The Bottom Of This Photo

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Contains nudity.

The Dear Hunters Friend

What the hell do they do with it?

Dab it behind their ears?

Cow Urine Medicines Touted As a Cure All

Lotions, potions and pills.

Minggu, 06 Maret 2005

The Commonly Confused Words Test

The clue is in the title.

Egg with a tail

An egg in China has been found with a tail.

Egg

The egg, found by chef Wang of at his restaurant in Anyang city, Henan province, is normal size, but has a tail that is 3 cm long.

It is not known why the egg has the tail reports Dahe Daily.

Wang says he wants to hatch the egg and see what will come out.

Message in a Bottle

Send them a message and they will put it in a bottle and drop it in the sea for you.

Come Clean

Watch your own, or other peoples confessions, being washed away.

Chris Evans Is A Flasher

Why doesn't this surprise me?

Sabtu, 05 Maret 2005

It's Called Style

Neil Armstrong The Truth

What he really said when he first walked on the moon.

Contains swearing.

Buddy The Bird

Buddy is an African Grey Parrot who does a mean fart impression.

Doggles

Prescription glasses for pets.

Helium Balloon Tomfoolery

Here and here.

Japanese Handicapped Pro-Wrestling

I'm not making fun of this.

It's just so wrong.

Keep Dinner Hot In The Fridge

They'll be chilling their beers in the oven next.

Jumat, 04 Maret 2005

Environmentalist

Suits You Sir

This is the blog of a Savile Row bespoke tailor.

I don't know why, but I found it strangely fascinating.

World Mouse Clicking Championship

It's a mouse clicky thing.

Ex-Sex Pistol wants no future for swearing

B*llocks.

Guitar Toilet Seats

I try to avoid ebay stuff, but these look good.

Not sure how hygenic they'd be, mind.

I Park Like An Idiot

Let people know.

Racetrack Fish Bowl

Stop your goldfish getting bored.

Mystery of canine ‘suicides’ at eerie bridge

At least five dogs have jumped to their deaths from a bridge over a burn at Overtoun House in the past six months.

Kamis, 03 Maret 2005

Jilted Girlfriend?

Duck Fart Water

For humans.

K9 Water

Special water for dogs.

Lorelei Hunt

She communicates telepathically with animals.

Post Office Announcement

The National Job Rejection Database

Realistic as it looks, I think you'll find it's a spoof.

Put in some bogus details and find out.

Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire

It's Bill.

Rabu, 02 Maret 2005

I'm Having Trouble With My Mouse

How Yahoo! looked 10 years ago

There are currently 31897 entries in the Yahoo database.

No Smoke Without Fire

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Another Opportunity

To become an ordained minister online.

Unisex Haircuts

Sadly, I remember these.

2 Year Wait For Dead Surgeon

A woman spent two years on an NHS surgeon's waiting list - unaware he was dead.

Janet Warnes, due to be fitted with a hearing aid, first saw him in 2002.

She had to wait until last month for her second appointment - and arrived at the hospital to learn the consultant, a Mr Fraser, died in 2002.

Retired VDU operator Janet, 68, of Leeds, said: "I was starting to think I might be dead before I finally saw a doctor, but I never expected him to be."

She may now go private after being told it could take two more years to see another specialist at Leeds General Infirmary.

The hospital blamed a computer error for sending her an appointment letter. A spokesman said: "We are extremely sorry for any embarrassment or distress."